Friday, October 8, 2010

Good Ol' Thanksgiving


Usually the first weekend all college students go home to Mommy and Daddy’s house, to drink and eat way too much and not study one bit before midterms. It’s an extremely productive weekend.
 Two Thanksgiving Pointers:
1.       Check out your waistline:
-          Noticed your jeans are getting a little tighter? That’s what we like to call the early stages of the FRESHMAN 15! The freshman 15 likes to keep your love handles and stomach area some company over the winter months. It will slooowwwwlllyyy creep up on you until.. POWWWWW!!!! Welcome to College
2.       The one most important event that Thanksgiving is known for the Turkey Dumping, yes, dumping! All the summer romances that promised to make it work during the school year, crash and burn during this weekend. Ladies and Gentlemen, Prepare to have your hearts broken...

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! xoxo T & H

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